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I had a “crew,” I guess you could say, and if any of them were around we’d chat a bit, figure out the status of our other members, and then jump into a team battle. On a typical StarCraft night, I’d hop on to see if any of my friends were around. StarCraft was a start-at-7PM-end-at-2AM thing for me

Most of all, StarCraft was a new way to be friends with people.

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It asked me to learn how to lose without rage, to learn from my mistakes, to iterate, to memorize stupid build orders. It made my brain operate in new ways, taught my fingers to click and type in a new rhythm, conditioned my ass to fight the burn of sustained sitting. It was a “no, I can’t go out tonight” sort of thing.

I have to admit, there's some brainless fun to be had here.StarCraft wasn’t a game for me, it was a lifestyle. A few messy machete stealth kills later, I stole a tank and wreaked explosive havoc for almost an hour, turning hostile jeeps into hunks of twisted metal, sending soldiers ragdolling comically, and otherwise bulldozing through everything destructible that got in my way. Getting around and terrorizing Castillo's troops in whatever ways you feel like is straightforward from the get-go-even momentum-destroying enemy checkpoints, a sticking point to greater or lesser degrees in earlier entries-don't pose much of an impediment this time around.Įarly on, I was easily able to gain access to an enemy base with some parked tanks and only a handful of guards on duty.

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To its credit, developer Ubisoft has gradually made each passing entry in this series increasingly frictionless. You're given the option to take on bigger, set piece-type missions at your leisure or just screw around with side distractions like pursuing a homing-beacon pelican across the sky to hidden caches of 'treasure' (loot and gear) and chasing a geriatric guerrilla through a carnival of explosive traps to deliver a love letter. In practice, earning their pledges boils down to familiar territory for longtime players. To do that, the band of guerrilla fighters needs the support of a number of allies spread across the western, central, and eastern parts of the massive country.

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You play as Yaran ex-soldier Dani Rojas, who has just escaped Castillo's draft in Esperanza and has become a member of Libertad, a revolutionary group with plans to overthrow Castillo's rule and free Yara. AdvertisementĪnd so it goes with Far Cry 6. That is, if you're not already distracted by setting things on fire hunting wildlife (or otherwise unleashing it on hapless goons) capturing occupied strongholds and points of interest tearing around air, sea, and sky in all kinds of vehicles with and without mounted weaponry or engaging in any of the other myriad activities that have become staples of the series.

The franchise has incentivized running riot through typically exoticized locales by enticing you with truckloads of guns and gimmicky death toys to inflict maximum mayhem. You can't say Far Cry isn't aware of its own ridiculousness starting with 2012's Far Cry 3, the order of the day has been breezy, stupid, free-form fun. It also feels like peak Far Cry-and maybe says a lot about where these games are today. Though this series has made its cartoonishly warped sociopaths the stars of their respective games for some time, the game-y nonsense of making your fascist regime an inhuman death squad before it's had time to carry out the vile plan your antagonist just finished explaining is beyond ridiculous. It's when the president's forces then march into Yara's capital of Esperanza and begin indiscriminately slaughtering everyone on the 'draft' list that I first raised an eyebrow. The truth we're shown during his address-of citizens being shipped off to the fields as forced slave labor or gunned down for resisting-is a non-revelation given the series' touchstones. And Castillo, played with gusto by Giancarlo Esposito ( Breaking Bad), is certainly a tyrant.

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Platform: PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5 (tested), Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, PC (tested), Google Stadia, Amazon Lunaīut this is Far Cry, well-known for its love of open-world war games, destabilized nation-states, and crackpot despots.

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